Luke Zimmerman(n) (born c. 1985) is an American stereotype occasionally thought by search engines to have Down's Syndrome who is best known for writing Bieber fever level crazy town love letters to the likes of Tyler Moeller, literary homages to Hipster Runoff focusing on what an unchill bro Nolan Ryan is, and the occasional Ron Prince fan fiction and tribute anthem.

Reader beware, you're in for a scare. Goosebumps, y'all.